Sam Hyde Has Released His Own Video Game called Cocaine Diesel (+Free Download Here)

Sam Hyde Has Released His Own Video Game called Cocaine Diesel.

In the sake of journalistic integrity, I took the personal sacrafice of time and attention to try to  download Sam Hyde’s new game. Fortunately or unfortunately, after downloading Cocaine Diesel and it’s updates, the launcher wasn’t working. So I never got any actual gameplay to report back on.

After the launcher wasn’t working, I checked the game website to see if there was any info…

sam hyde video game

So yeah, the launcher doesn’t work. It’s not 100% ready yet. But when I popped into the discord chat, it seemed like it was working for the other people. Guess I just wasn’t cool enough this time.

Cool fonts though.
sam hyde video game

I’ll let the Madman himself describe the game(aka I do no real journalism and just copy-paste):
sam hyde video game
Cocaine Diesel is a social first person shooter with an emphasis on drug promotion and criminal lifestyles. Meet the absolute scum of the internet on your tramautizing adventure through the most squalid corner of the web formerly known as WARSOW PICKUP.

-team-based tactical hooliganism webnovela
-optomized for esports and aesthetics
-art of respect codex
-meet fun and interesting people
-completely free

Sam Hyde uploaded a video in 2014 talking about this game, but considering that was 4 fucking years ago, he was probably talking about a different game? You be the judge.

Some notable quoatables:

Sam Hyde:You’re gonna like the game, okay!

Sam Hyde: But it’s not a scam! The whole plan from the get-go was to deliver a game! And to have it sort of be laced with MDE humor. It would be funny. You would really like it! You’re gonna like it, okay.

Sam Hyde: I wanna give you a game that’s gonna make you laugh. And that’s what I’m gonna do. Give you a  funny – a sexy- game. With all the pony slit – all the hot pony horse slit you can handle. All the horse slit in the world. It’s all yours.

So, what say you reader? Do you download it, give it a try, and report back with a comment?
The download link for Sam Hyde’s video game Cocaine Diesel and discord chat is here.

I’ll leave the light on for you.
-MoonChimps

Riff Raff and Lil Tracy Lyrics Foreign Land (+Lil Tracy Interviews)



Riff Raff and Lil Tracy “Foreign Land”

riff raff and lil tracy

[LiL Tracy:]
Scurr scurr
RiFF
Yeah-yeah

[RiFF RAFF:]
I have ice all across my hand
I have travelled to foreign land
I have ice all across my hand
I have travelled to foreign land
I have ice all across my hand
I have travelled to foreign land
I have ice all across my hand
I have travelled to foreign land

Big baller don’t wait, uh
Diamonds all over my face
Ferragamo on waist
Maserati on the way
.45 on my waist, just in case
Could’ve signed with Tulane, put it in a briefcase
I shoot a jumper like Tim Lake
I shoot a jumper like Steve Kerr
I parked a Bentley on the curb
I pour a 4 with a hurricane
I put a brick in the passenger
Just in case I might buy me a new plane
I may just double your price
I may just double your ice
Jody ain’t got no wife
I need the bomb on ice
I need more syrup that sprite
I got a dirty cup
Teeth is princess cut
Chain is Holly Husk
Only 10 of us, proud of 2 of us

I have ice all across my hand
I have travelled to foreign land
I have ice all across my hand
I have travelled to foreign land
I have ice all across my hand
I have travelled to foreign land
I have ice all across my hand
I have travelled to foreign land

[LiL Tracy:]
You can skate on it, figure 8 on it
I say “Я тебя люблю” to my Russian bitch (I love you), and she love that shit (yeah)
Then she suck my (woo, okay)
Big ass rims on my ride (big rims)
If I jump out the roof, I’ma die (that’s suicide)
I’m not no farmer but cars got horsepower
Sour patch paint job got these boys sour

[RiFF RAFF:]
I have ice all across my hand
I have travelled to foreign land
I have ice all across my hand
I have travelled to foreign land
I have ice all across my hand
I have travelled to foreign land
I have ice all across my hand
I have travelled to foreign land

Instagram teaser video:

Official audio of Riff Raff and Lil Tracy – Foreign Land:

Lil Tracy Interviewed by SOBs NYC and Azia Music:

Tracy: The Lil Tracy Documentary by Mass Appeal:

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